Life of a Ten Foot Texan

Longshot Apparel started a shirt company for tall men, and now we’ve found the man who has started the record label for tall singers. Eric Hanke created his own label Ten Foot Texan Records, because as his bio puts it:

“He’s the kind of guy who naturally stands out in a crowd. For one thing, he’s usually the tallest one in it, unless it’s a gathering of hoops players. But he also stands out among his singer-songwriter peers in Austin and elsewhere…”

Thankfully, I stumbled upon his music thanks to a music review by David Bowling featured in the Seattle PI. The lyrics to his new song Factory Man are unmistakably in support of the U.S. worker. The premise is the shutting down of American factories and outsourcing our jobs.

So have mercy on me, dear Uncle Sam,
I’m just trying to do the very best I can
I make an honest wage, working with my hands
So have mercy on me, ‘cause I’m a factory man

Notes from his perspective:
This is a true story. However, the place made brakes for Ford trucks, and not GM cars (flows better in song). This is the story of the foundry in St. Joseph, MI where my Grandpa retired from. He worked there as a tool and die maker. Three generations of men in my family had worked there including my Grandpa, my Great-Grandfather on my Mom’s side, and my Dad. When I wrote the song, the story pertained to this place in particular, but it came to have a broader appeal as similar manufacturing operations in the rust belt closed, or outsourced jobs to save in labor costs. Later, the entire U.S. auto industry fell into crisis.

Eric Hanke has true bird’s eye view of the American worker. Thanks for putting those feelings into song. Made in the USA is the motivation for so much these days. Take a listen to him from a recent music showcase:

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Aidan Gill, The Best Barber in the Country? Maybe

There is something inherently romantic about the “classic” shave. As a woman peeking in on the male lifestyle I am a little envious–it seems so luxurious, so male inner sanctum, so intimate.  Just a manly man and his trusted barber.  Beleive me when I say it is nothing like getting waxed or plucked by a small female sadist who doesn’t speak your language (forget about the secrets).

Just recently Longshot Apparel was introduced to the Aidan Gill brand.  If you’re not familiar with Aidan Gill he is the master of the American Shave.  His website is brilliant, full of historic facts about the art of shaving and all the necessary grooming accoutrements that go along with a decent shave.  Gill’s dedication to the art of grooming has not gone unnoticed as he has been profiled in most of the men’s magazines and was voted by GQ as the best barber in the country.  Just last week Inc. Magazine, profiled the brand and the company, stating Aidan Gill is rebuilding the idea of the American male, one hair cut at a time–wowa!  Now there’s a task.

A native of Dublin and a longtime barber/retailer in London and New Orleans, Gill has spent over 25 years assembling the classic furnishings and memorabilia that make Aidan Gill for Men such a singular men’s enclave, a direct descendant of the once lost and lamented barbershops and gentlemen’s clubs of bygone days.

Check out his site, you won’t be sorry.  Stand Tall.

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The Tall Guy Behind the Leadon

Kory Leadon has been a go-to guy for Longshot Apparel since the beginning. Kory is a former college basketball player at Seattle Pacific and now Lead Advisor at Brighton Jones. At 6’8” he is a tall man who lives the tall order of making his clients portfolio’s look as smart as them. Kory dresses like a wealth manager should – premium shirts, pants and shoes to suit his profession.

In the off-hours he likes to wear button downs but has a hard time finding a shirt off the rack that’s designed to be un-tucked. An extra-large long fits lengthwise but the arms are never long enough. A double x has too much fabric everywhere.

Kory steers away from tucking in dress shirts or nice woven shirts with jeans because he can just never find that right waist fit. “A 36 is too tight and a 38 is a little too loose. A 37 would be perfect but finding a 37/38 is nearly impossible,” says Leadon.

At work, style for him is a custom shirt with single cuffs, button placement, whether or not he wants a pocket and what type of fabric – pattern or solid. Not terribly exciting.

For going out he’s tried Thomas Dean but the sleeves are just too short. They barely reach his wrists…so he’ll leave the cuffs open and roll up the sleeves to disguise. He’s more of a classic guy but wants style that won’t get outdated fast. What’s his casual look? (Before Longshot Apparel tall shirts that is):  Long sleeve t-shirt w/short sleeve layered on top; No tuck.

Kory’s Tall Shopping Challenge:  To Kory shopping for apparel is a year-round disappointment. Men’s Warehouse (too big, too boring), or custom shirts at Nordstrom, or will have things altered where he buys them. He’d spend $3k-4k if he could but really the idea is just impossible to him because of a sheer lack of good fitting product.  He’ll pay more for a designer shirt to feel camouflaged into the rest of the world.

Influence: Kory looks to other guys for style cues – business colleagues and friends.

Style sense: Casual and athletic.  Traditional really.

Motto: Quality over Quantity, unless you find something that fits right, is comfortable and stylish…then Quantity.

Longshot Tailored Taller Size:  4L

Favorite Longshot Tall Shirts:  The Lawson White Oxford, The Leadon Purple Gingham (of course)

Kory Leadon sporting The Lawson Oxford shirt in white. Look at those long sleeves! No wrists showing here.

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Walking Tall Anthems

Don’t ask me why I’m looking online for tall theme songs. Procrastination…for sure. Here’s a few stoic songs about the art of being tall and maneuvering through life. One is by Burton Cummings (Stand Tall a thoughtful ballad). Apparently Mr. Cummings was also the famed singer renowned for American Woman.

The other song is Walking Tall which was the title track and name of a television show that aired before Hart to Hart. Walking Tall’s premise is “the story of a real man” who can’t be kept down. Check out the trailer which stars a baseball bat bashing man who can’t be kept down.

As for the singers, it’s hard telling if either of these gentlemen were tall guys themselves but you got to dig the shirts they were wearing. If Longshot Apparel was around back then we would’ve been honored to outfit them in great-fitting tall shirts (minus the oversized collars of course). Enjoy the day and stay tall.

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Do You Know What Country Your Clothes Come From?

Riding the current zeitgeist is Made in America movement.  I have to say I saw it coming and I love it.  A year and a half ago I swore of buying new apparel for a year.  I know sounds downright scary in retrospect.  At the time, however, I wanted to get some distance from the consumer glottony that spawned our most recent financial crises, I wanted to examine my own role in the consumer frenzy and learn more about what was important to me.  My clothing fast ignited a movement from women all over the globe who had a similar interest.  What came out of my year of abstinence was a really desire to learn more about the products I was buying and to make conscious choices about how to spend my money.  In other words I wanted to spend with my values rathern than soley my dollars.   I LOVE it.  George Stephanopolis moderates “The Clothing Challenge” a video from ABC News.  Take a look.

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Tall Philanthropist Taking Heat

Tall guy Greg Mortenson is catching a lot of flack today after a 60 Minutes expose last night revealed that his mission to promote peace and build schools has some cracks in it.  Is Three Cups of Tea a deceptively tall tale? Well I really hope that Pennies for Peace does not turn out to be Pennies for Porches.

Mortenson’s book hit the bestseller list in 2006 – almost five years ago. If the allegations are true, it’s amazing that it has taken that long for someone to find the flaws in the organization.

Yesterday the premise of the show was a hidden-away mentioned in the New York Times. Today it meets the front page of BBC, CNN and all major news sources. Kent Anan in his article Three Cups of Truth makes some good points – sometimes these things happen because we the people want and let them. We all want heroes and amazing feats of humanity to unfold.

Truth be told – I never did read the book. But I did go through a short spell when I felt like the only schmuck to not carrying it around airports on a business trip or not displaying it on a bookshelf for guests to see. Ever so slightly vindicated I suppose.

Success like Mr. Mortenson’s comes from a good idea and the need for all of us to be inspired. Just like John Walrod’s first grade class who raised over $1,300 for the program.  Let’s hope that his organization can stand up to the challenges ahead to be as bulletproof and trustworthy as everyone wants it to be.

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Tall Heroes – Who was your first?

Before you were tall, there likely was a tall person you admired. Someone so tall they left you slack-jawed, wondering with amazement. They looked at least two-feet taller than those around them.  The rest of us were either chest-level or belly buttoned conversationalists (that’s where our line of sight was!)

Those who frightened me most were the non-functional tall guys. You know – those featured in The Guinness Book of World Records. Monolithic cheekbones and an apparent direct I.V. of human growth hormone from Mother Nature – they lumbered side-to-side bearing their height with the mark of pain. They used crutches clamped on to forearms, not the run-of-the-mill armpit ones that the doctor gave you when you busted your ankle sliding into home or jumping off the roof onto the mattress below. Their condition was serious and grave and ultimately spooky. They were on the page adjacent to the lady with the longest fingernails curling to lengths of 12-feet. Or maybe the tallest man would hold the littlest man like a child holding an ice cream cone in his hand. Sadly, they were freakish, ill and in pain.

But then there were the athletes. They awed and amazed for skill, ability to bend and move tall limbs with the grace of a fighter jet from Top Gun. Their shorts were short, all thighbone. They were articulate, confident and comfortable in their own skin. This was Kareem Abdul-Jabbar for me. So cool he invented the patented Sky Hook. Sporting goggles was his thing too. At the time I was too young to know or understand Kareem’s name change, religious conversion or introverted to ignoring nature of the press – he was just a tall guy who swerved through the air like no other. Later his flow would give way to Magic and then Jordan putting their marks on the game of basketball – but I still remember his style vividly. As a 10-year old blonde girl I could replicate the Sky Hook. It was kid-friendly. Simply put it was accessible to us shorter types. Please note you didn’t need a Hyundai to jump over to make a superstar move on your Dad playing hoops in the driveway. Of course Dad was courteously building me confidence and never stuffed it back into my face. Two seconds of pro-magic was the best.

Yesterday was Kareem’s 64th birthday. He’s battled cancer, acted in Hollywood, coached and now is a documentarian recently releasing On the Shoulders of Giants about The Harlem Rens. I think it’s pretty cool when people create and push into new spaces. Here’s to more years ahead for my 7’2” hero.

Back in his UCLA days. Nothing but thighbone and net!

Talking about his new documentary. It’s available On Demand.

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The Finer Points of Being Deangelo Vickers

Dear Deangelo Vickers,

It’s been a long time since I watched The Office. But your tall style and fine management skills caught every ounce of my attention tonight. The way you commanded your post showed us all there’s a new sheriff in town. He’s tall (6’3”) and full of piss, vinegar, dry-wit and deadpanned stares. Paper sales will never be the same.

The New York Times hinted at your greatness via a fellow tall friend Will Ferrell. As they pointed out – you channel the likenesses of many greats to this role:  Coy newscasters and swaggering racecar drivers. The thought of seeing you every week instead of every six months in theaters makes me very happy to know that I have a friend to laugh with each Thursday evening.

You are poetry in motion Deangelo Vickers. To know your words is to know you.  Here’s the 15 Things You Should’ve Heard Deangelo Vickers say tonight:

  1. To beginnings and endings.
  2. Everyone I know who skis is dead.
  3. I hear your voice. I see your lips moving.
  4. She’ll do. She’ll do just fine.
  5. I love the American Southwest.
  6. I’m just as comfortable at a ballgame as I am the opera.
  7. Office funny guy…always glad to have an office funny guy around.
  8. Trying to keep my daily caloric intake to under 1200.
  9. Along the north rim of the Grand Canyon there’s a lush forest.
  10. D’Angelo, did you order a barber? (okay this was the receptionist)
  11. I saw a hawk today, sitting right there on the overpass, just looking at me.
  12. Yep, it’s a 10-gallon hat. Technically it only holds about ¾ of a gallon.
  13. I need a wide-birth, a wide-birth from those nuts…You got nut particles all in the air!
  14. What is the Native American girl’s name?
  15. I’m telling you that baby could be the star of a show called “Babies I don’t care about.”

Some might be concerned that your quirks are too manufactured for the workplace (Entertainment Weekly Recap).  They have much history on your workplace – more than myself. But I’m a Ferrell fan through and through and relish opportunities to laugh in disbelief (like when you drove a prius on a high speed chase in The Other Guys). Thanks for some solid gold moments tonight. Can’t wait to tune into The Office next week. Until then Deangelo…Stand Tall.

Sincerely,

Your biggest fan

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Tiny Tarts and Their Towering Boyfriends

You know you’re getting old or at least out of the People Magazine demographic when the tabloids are full of people you have never heard of.  Hayden Panettiere?  Kim Kardashian? OK, I’ve heard of Kim K. but barely—I think she’s mostly known for her oversized boobs and being famous-ish?   Upon further investigation I uncovered that Miss Hayden Panettiere is best known for her dramatic role in Scream 4 (who knew?).

The common denominator of these two starlets, aside from being professional shoppers, is that they are extremely tiny tarts with uber tall boyfriends—Lilliputians next to their Gullivers.   Ms. Hayden stands 5’1” tall next to her her 6’6 tall, Ukrainian heavyweight boxer boyfriend Wladimir Klitschko.  5’3” reality show star Kim Kardashian is dwarfed next to her 6’9” NBA playing boyfriend, Kris Humphries.

I frankly, think it’s a little weird to have a small tart (sub 5’4”) on your arm if you are say, 6’6 or 6’9.   In fact I think there should be a one foot fashion rule.  Not a hard and fast, authoritative law but more of a fashion “standard,”a no white shoes after Labor Day kind of thing.  If a guy is at all self conscious about being tall, standing next to a short girlfriend (one foot shorter or more) only exacerbates the tallness…it begs the obvious statement “Gezz-uz you’re tall!”

I know, love will find a way and all that gobbledygook, but from a pure fashion sense it’s out of balance, incongruent and downright funny looking.  Think Shack O’ Niel with a Chihuahua—silly.

On Tuesday of this week 5’1” Hayden sat on Ellen DeGeneres couch explaining “how it works” with her tall man….

“I get the rudest people coming up to me and they’re like, does it work?” she explained to Ellen. “Yeah, it works. We find a way.”

Ellen replied, “I know what you’re talking about, but I’m in shock.”

“Where there is a will, there is a way!” the 5-1 Panettiere said, noting that the 6-6 Klitschko is “quite a bit bigger than me.”

Ellen just couldn’t believe people ask Panettiere about her bedroom antics. “They do,” said the actress, “and they are very conservative people most of the time but they just have to know. Like, I have to know, I just have to ask you this question. I’m really sorry but…”

She added, “I don’t mind it.”

Enough already!

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Horizon and Alaska Airlines guaranteed to be tall-friendly in the future

Getting the boot from a flight because you’re a tall guy?  Seems to have happened a few weeks ago to a 6-foot, 9-inch tall man on a flight from Portland to Ontario, CA. Tall guys I know go out of they’re way to get a semi-comfortable spot on airplanes – everywhere from arriving 2 hrs early to sweet-talking gate agents. The biggest competitors all the other average-heighted and bathroom-needy types who want the freedom aisle seats afford. (Okay, I’m guilty)

Surprisingly, the ordeal happened on Horizon Airlines, part of the awesomely accommodating Alaska Air group. According to MSNBC, the tall gentleman who tried his best to get a better seat prior to departure was removed from the flight because his legs were blocking the aisle. Those commuter Horizon planes like the Q400 can be small, but it sounds like good common sense wasn’t used to figure out an appropriate, non-demeaning solution.

On the same subject, there was also a 6’7” man who was forced to stand for a two-hour flight on another regional airline in December. Isn’t standing a) illegal and b) unsafe? Remind me not to ever travel Spirit airlines.

There’s a smattering of controversy as to wether tall guys should buy second seats for their long limbs. This is silly. Tall isn’t like being obese – just because you are tall doesn’t mean you’re big plus you can’t stack yourself like a fold-up walking cane. Now if you could pull out the seat in front of you – then tall-framed types would be blessed!  Refer back to some handy tall guy traveling tips here at Stand Tall for work-arounds to travel.

There’s a lot of chatter on comment boards around the world on this article. The UK Daily Mail had 23 posts and counting on the tall bungle. Here’s what people had to say:

The problem with airlines worldwide that no longer do reserve ahead seating is that short trolls who fit in standard seats with ease rush, push and hustle to the largest seats on a plane and refuse to move under any circumstance. I for one can not stand short trolls, get in the baby seats little fella, you don’t belong in the man-sized seats.
- I think in fairness, USA, KCMO, 07/4/2011 16:58

At 6′ 4″ I’m not excessively tall, but have considerable difficulty in airlines with 31″ seat pitch. The very worst in the world is Qatar Airlines; on a recent 8 hour flight I sat in a staff jump-seat because I could not actually sit down in the cramped corner allocated. The staff were quite unconcerned, even though it is contrary to regulations for a passenger to occupy a jump seat at any time during a flight. My answer is simple: I shall never travel on Qatar airways, and will ensure that my experience receives the broadest possible coverage.
- mike, salisbury, uk, 7/4/2011 5:43

The difference between being to tall and to fat is enormous, being fat is generally self inflicted and can be remedied by eating less and getting more exercise, there is no cure for being tall.
- Daisy, France, 7/4/2011 2:04

With 1 in 4 men in the U.S. 6 foot or taller, there’s a lot of attention to the tall condition. While some might call to avoid flying Horizon, the time for tall guys to fly is now. With attentions turned to keeping tall passengers happy, you’re likely to get some good treatment in the upcoming months.

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